Men

  1. "Husbands....."

    While attending a marriage seminar on
    communication, John and his wife listened to
    the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands
    and wives know the things that are important to
    each other."

    He addressed the man, "Can you describe your
    wife's favorite flower?" John leaned over, touched
    his wife's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury
    All-Purpose, isn't it?"


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    "Linguistics"

    At a marriage retreat, Jane and John were told to
    individually write a sentence using the words
    'sex' and 'love.'

    Jane wrote: 'When two mature people are passionately
    and deeply in love with one another to a high degree
    and that they respect each other very much, just like
    John and I, it is spiritually and morally acceptable
    for them to engage in the act of physical sex with
    one another.'

    And John wrote: 'I love sex.'
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  2. 6 Comments

  3. by   jadednurse
    :roll
  4. by   jnette
    tsk, tsk, tsk....
  5. by   nowplayingEDRN
    How manly.....hehehehehehe
  6. by   nursedawn67
    cute!
  7. by   rnnurse2be
    I can completely see my DH saying that! :roll
  8. by   funnygirl_rn
    Oh yeah!

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