A quick guide to a few medical terms:-)
Artery - the study of paintings
Barium - what's done if a patient dies
Cat Scan - searching for kitty
Cauterize - made eye contact with her
Coma - a punctuation mark
D & C - where Washington is
Dilate - to live a long time
Enema - not a friend
Fester - quicker
Fibula - a small lie
Impotent - distinguished and well known
Labour Pain - getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - a doctors cane
Morbid - a higher offer
Nitrates - better than day rates
Node - was aware of
Outpatient - when a patient faints
Post Operative - delivers the mail to the ward
Recovery Room - a place to do upholstery
Rectum - Damn near killed 'em
Secretion - hiding something
Seizure - a Roman emperor
Tablet - a small table
Ultrasound - very good music
Urine - the opposite of "you're out"
Varicose - nearby
Vein - conceited
Aug 8, '03
That's funny as hell!
I always twist words to make my patients laugh--like when they are waiting to get their blood "drawn", I tell them that we're waiting for the artist.
Who delivers letters to the doctors?
The male nurse! (i.e. mail nurse)
Aug 10, '03
He. He. I love these!
Aug 10, '03
Hey this is cool !!!! :chuckle
Sep 27, '03
lol...hows about this..?
benine(spl?)- what you are after you be eight
my high school med. a & p teacher had something like that up on his wall
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