medical lightbulb jokes


  1. Q:How long does a nurse take to change a lightbulb?
    A: It takes just 30 seconds to change the lightbulb but 45 minutes to document it.;

    Q: how long does it take a house officer to change a lightbulb?
    A: it depends how long it takes him to find a nurse.

    Q: How many senior consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: Just one, he holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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  2. 6 Comments

  3. by   nur20
    ROFLMAO !!!!!!
  4. by   betts
    How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
    Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
  5. by   KIWIRN
    How Many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Just one, but it's got to WANT to change!
  6. by   bungies
    Q: How many nurses does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: None. They aren't allowed to. They can determine the health of the bulb, record it's health in the charts, and order a new bulb, but the doctor has to change it.

    Q: How many doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Three. One to order a replacement bulb, one to watch the nurse do it, and one to bill it all to Medicare.

    Q: How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant.

    Q: How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb ?
    A: Why don't you just let us take out the socket ? You aren't using it anyway, and it will only cause you trouble later.

    Q: How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb ?
    A: Only one, but it takes nine visits.



  7. by   CelticNurse
    Okay, not quite lightbulb material but here goes.

    What is the difference between God and a doctor?

    God doesn't think he is a doctor.....
  8. by   mattcastens
    How many residents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




    Just one, but an ICU nurse has to tell him how to do it.

    (Particularly appropriate after the night I've had...)

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