medical lightbulb jokes

ROFLMAO !!!!!!

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

How Many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it's got to WANT to change!

Q: How many nurses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They aren't allowed to. They can determine the health of the bulb, record it's health in the charts, and order a new bulb, but the doctor has to change it.

Q: How many doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to order a replacement bulb, one to watch the nurse do it, and one to bill it all to Medicare.

Q: How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant.

Q: How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Why don't you just let us take out the socket ? You aren't using it anyway, and it will only cause you trouble later.

Q: How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Only one, but it takes nine visits.

Okay, not quite lightbulb material but here goes.

What is the difference between God and a doctor?

God doesn't think he is a doctor.....

How many residents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




Just one, but an ICU nurse has to tell him how to do it.

(Particularly appropriate after the night I've had...)