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Aug 06, 1999 05:04 PM

MD Specialty descriptions

by brian

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Psychiatrists know nothing and do nothing.

Internists know everything and do nothing.

Surgeons know nothing and do everything.

Pathologists know everything and do everything, but too late.

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Brian Short
WORLDWIDE NURSE: The Internet's Nursing Directory
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MD Specialty descriptions

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