M. Jackson admits to Plastic Surgery. France unconvinced!!

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Breaking News Updated February 8, 2003

MICHAEL JACKSON ADMITS PLASTIC SURGERY; FRANCE UNCONVINCED

Chirac Demands More Time for U.N. Face Inspectors

At the United Nations, U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell offered what he called "conclusive proof" that the singer Michael Jackson has had plastic surgery, but failed to convince France.

In his presentation, Mr. Powell first showed two photos of Mr. Jackson, taken in 1979 and 2003, to illustrate the dramatic transformation of the singer's face from human to Halloween mask.

As Security Council members watched intently, Mr. Powell then played a tape of a recent court appearance by Mr. Jackson, during which the tip of his nose appeared to fall from his face and onto the floor.

Finally, Mr. Powell played a tape of the ABC program "20/20" in which Mr. Jackson admitted he had plastic surgery, after which a visibly frustrated Mr. Powell turned to the ambassador from France and said, "How much more freaking proof do you clowns need?"

While the French ambassador did not respond, impassively sipping on a glass of red wine while reading a book by Camus, later in the day French President Jacques Chirac had harsh words for Mr. Powell, saying that the Secretary of State "had proved nothing."

President Chirac added that the United Nations should grant its official face inspection team more time to look at Mr. Jackson's head to determine whether the singer had plastic surgery or not.

In related news, President Chirac said the U.S. had failed to show convincing proof that Jennifer Lopez has a big ass.

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Specializes in Med-Surg, Long Term Care.

:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

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First of all what is the Secretary of State doing worring himself about what Michael Jackson did/does/or is going to do??? Is this what our tax paying dollars go for?? Heck, I could copy the 20/20 tape an show it to a bunch of ppl and make 150,000/yr too the can't I???

Who cares what he did to his face. I think everyone is agreeable to the fact he just doesn't look right, but still, who are we to judge. If we were worth 100 BILLION dollars, honestly, who of us wouldn't have something "fixed" about ourselves?

I'm not Pro or Con Jackson, just let the man live his life, with is nares almost closed off as it is, he won't be able to breate much longer anyway lol :D

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originally posted by melsay

I'm not Pro or Con Jackson, just let the man live his life, with is nares almost closed off as it is, he won't be able to breate much longer anyway lol

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Specializes in Hospice and Palliative Care, Family NP.

:chuckle :roll :chuckle :roll :roll

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Micheal Jackson Has had plastic surgery?

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Specializes in ICU.

omg 2ndCareerRN...you're too funny!!!!

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Originally posted by RNonsense

omg 2ndCareerRN...you're too funny!!!!

i'm not sure whcihwas funnier...the original post...or that melsay fell for it and had her panties in a bunch....:kiss
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Specializes in ICU.

ya know...I saw that...didn't wanna comment as hopefully it was just a brain oops thingy! ;)

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Was a sarcastic reply to a sarcastic post

And my panties were not in a wad, as I wear a thong....lol:D :roll

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gives new meaning to plain as the nose in your face....:rotfl:

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Originally posted by melsay

Was a sarcastic reply to a sarcastic post

And my panties were not in a wad, as I wear a thong....lol:D :roll

:kiss ok....
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