Love the Humor, but not the male bashing!! :-)

  1. Ok Guys,

    I am a male student nurse (56 years old) who needs to come here for some humor and comic relief sometimes, so no more male bashing please :-)......but.....I forgive you male bashers and I have a contribution to make. :-)

    I spent 12 years as a long term care administrator...so I have hear them all about LTC...OK here goes... :-) (How do you get those different smiley faces in this reply???) No bashing please :-)

    Did you hear about the two old ladies who were just lain bored to death? Well it seems one said to the other, "Lets strip naked and run down the hall and see what happens."

    So they did. However, there were two old gentlemen sitting in the lounge at the end of the hall. One older gentleman said, "Did you see that?"

    The other said, "Yes I did. What were they wearing?"

    The first gentleman said, "I don't know, but it sure needed ironed."

    What do ya think gals?????

    Jim
    •  
  2. 34 Comments

  3. by   nurse2002
    I apologize for the male bashing. I know it was me. Dont get me wrong. I love men, Im married to one.
  4. by   nurse2002
    Originally posted by SRNJIM
    Ok Guys,

    I am a male student nurse (56 years old) who needs to come here for some humor and comic relief sometimes, so no more male bashing please :-)......but.....I forgive you male bashers and I have a contribution to make. :-)

    I spent 12 years as a long term care administrator...so I have hear them all about LTC...OK here goes... :-) (How do you get those different smiley faces in this reply???) No bashing please :-)

    Did you hear about the two old ladies who were just lain bored to death? Well it seems one said to the other, "Lets strip naked and run down the hall and see what happens."

    So they did. However, there were two old gentlemen sitting in the lounge at the end of the hall. One older gentleman said, "Did you see that?"

    The other said, "Yes I did. What were they wearing?"

    The first gentleman said, "I don't know, but it sure needed ironed."

    What do ya think gals?????

    Jim
    I think it's a good one.

    Not long before I'm there. I dont think Ill strip naked and run down the hall though.
  5. by   FutureRN~Pookie
    Originally posted by nurse2002
    I love men, Im married to one.

    So THAT'S what you do when you love men!!
    I'm just kidding, nurses2002. I know whatcha mean!!

    BTW, that was pretty funny!!!
  6. by   cpgrn
    Very funny!
  7. by   jnette
    SRNJIM...

    yeah, we do let off steam here... I'd like to say please don't take it personally, but if I turn the table and think how I would feel if I saw a whole lot of women bashing jokes, I might get a tad weary of them, too. So I do understand. And I'm just as guilty. But please don't deprive us altogether !!! We NEED this !!! :chuckle

    And as to your own little "funny".. my hubby told me that one years ago. Now he tells me I need to pull my hair up into a topknot to keep my face from sagging...
    That's ok.. I just tell him at least I have hair to pull up !
  8. by   RN-PA
    Funny story, SRNJIM-- I experienced that story in real life!

    When I worked at a LTC facility right out of nursing school in '93, I was at the nurses' station one evening catching up on charting when I could hear a female resident calling out at the end of the hall. I got up and looked toward the woman, leaning over her walker, and wondered what she was wearing that was so wrinkly and draped in a strange way. Yes, she was naked.
  9. by   Jay-Jay
    LOL! Cute joke, Jim! Here's the male equivalent:

    Two old guys were bored to death one day. As they were walking, they saw the local community centre was having a horticultural show.

    "Hey," said the one old fellow, " I betcha a hundred dollars you don't have the nerve to strip naked and streak through the flower show!"

    "For that sort of money, YOU'RE ON!" replied his companion. "I'll meet you at the back door."

    So, he entered the building while his friend went around to the back of the building and waited...and waited...and waited. He was about ready to give up, when his friend emerged, fully clothed, and carrying a red ribbon.

    "What happened?" his buddy demanded. "You were gone SO long!"

    "A security guard started after me. He nearly got me too, but I hid in amongst the exhibits."

    "Where'd you get the ribbon?"

    "They gave me first prize for "Best Dried Arrangement" !

  10. by   jnette
    And ... I was just getting ready for bed, and was applying my nightly face cream when hubby walks into the bathroom...

    "is that wrinkle cream?" he asks... "uh-huh" I reply.. "why?"

    "It's working" he answers.

    I look in the mirror.

    He continues "You get a new wrinkle each time you use it..."
  11. by   SRNJIM
    You Guys are too Funny!!! :-)

    I don't take the bashing personally. Annnnnnnnnnnd, I am certainly very proud to be entering the ranks of our profession knowing that there are mostly women in them. I mean that.

    I'll be back to get some perspective from time to time via humor. :-)

    Hope to see you here.

    BTW, nobody ever did tell me how to get the colored smiley faces from the selection window to the body of my reply. :-)

    Jim
  12. by   jnette
    Jim... you must hit the big post reply button..(not just reply in the little box under the yellow bar of the post, but go to "post reply" next to "new thread" right under the post you're reading..see it?)
    When you do that, you'll see a box with all the little smilie options for you to use. Click on the smilie of your choice there. See?
  13. by   nowplayingEDRN
    SRNJIM,

    It was cute.....and we would never intentionally bash you fellas...we know how fragile your egos are..lol lol lol Congrats on your venture so late into such a demanding but rewarding career....Kudos! to you.

    Christie
  14. by   gwenith
    SRNJIM.... Sick of male bashing Hmmmmm. Want to see the other side of the coin Hmmmmm... Methinks it is time to get the "Blonde Jokes" thread to resurface. Excuse me while I go post a joke.......

close