Lone Ranger

  1. TWO TO GO


    The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The
    Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the
    Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill
    you, I
    will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" The Lone Ranger
    responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods and Silver is
    brought
    before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops
    away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman
    on his
    back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's
    tent and
    spends the night.

    The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very
    fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days.

    What is your second request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his
    horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's
    ear. As
    before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the
    horizon. Later
    that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time
    with a
    voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde.

    She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following
    morning
    the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents,
    but I will still kill you tomorrow.

    "What is your last request?"

    The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse,....alone."

    The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone
    Ranger's tent.

    Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him
    square in the eye and says, "Listen very carefully .... for the last
    time ....

    I said....."BRING POSSE
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  3. by   gwenith
  4. by   nowplayingEDRN
    *snort, snarf, snicker*

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