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The Layman's Glossary of Medical Terms

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Jul 19, 2002 03:36 PM

The Layman's Glossary of Medical Terms

by Franemtnurse

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Outpatient: A person under medical care who has fainted.

Paralyze: Two false statements deliberately presented as true.

Pharmacist: A person who makes a living cultivating and producing crops.

Postoperative: A letter carrier.

Recovery Room: An area designated for the reupholstery of furniture.

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The Layman's Glossary of Medical Terms

The Layman's Glossary of Medical Terms

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