Ladies vs Real Women

  1. REAL WOMEN - vs - LADIES

    Ladies - Don't throw out leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future
    use in casseroles and sauces.

    Real Women - Leftover wine??? Hello!!!

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    Ladies Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut in half and rub it on your
    forhead. The throbbing will go away.

    Real Women: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might
    still have the headache, but who the hell cares!

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    Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to
    prevent ice cream drips.

    Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
    Pete's sake. You are probably lying on your *** on the couch, with your
    feet up anyway.

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    Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with
    the potatoes.

    Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry
    about the potatoes growing arms and legs.

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    Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit
    of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white powdery mess on
    the bottom of! the cake.

    Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate the son of a *****
    for you.

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    Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to
    yield a beautiful glossy finish.

    Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not include
    brushing egg whites, so don't do it.

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    Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
    gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

    Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.
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  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   txspadequeenRN
    I guess Im a real woman!!!!
  4. by   ERIKALYNN
    thats really funny
  5. by   Fun2, RN, BSN
    I'm a real woman too, hot "dang"!

    BTW, does the apple thing work? :chuckle
  6. by   VivaLasViejas
    Definitely a real woman here........and I can open my own dang jars!! :chuckle
  7. by   kellisdomain
    LOL "Real Woman Here"

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