Kids know best

KIDS STILL HAVE IT RIGHT!

1. Dear God,
Please put another holiday between Christmas and
Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Amanda
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2. Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for
was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You
can look it up.
Joyce
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3. Dear Mr. God,
I wish you would not make it so easy for people to
come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
Janet
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4. Dear God,
If we come back as somebody else, please don't let me
be Jennifer Horton - because I hate her.
Denise
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6. God,
I read the bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will
tell me.
Love, Alison
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7. Dear God,
How did you know you were God? Who told you?
Charlene
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8. Dear God,
Is it true my Father won't get in Heaven if he uses
his golf words in the house?
Anita
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9. Dear God,
I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody
in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our
family and I can never do it.
Nan
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10. Dear God,
Did you really mean, Do Unto Others As They Do Unto
You? If you did then I'm going to get even with my
brother.
Darla
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11. Dear God,
I like the story about Chanukah the best of all of
them. You really made up some good ones. I like
walking on water, too.
Glenn
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12. Dear God,
My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little
boy. How far back do you go?
Love, Dennis
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13. Dear God,
Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you
don't, who does?
Nan
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14. Dear God,
It's O. K. that you made different religions but don't
you get mixed up sometimes?
Arnold
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15. Dear God,
Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it
an accident?
Norma
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16. Dear God,
In bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
Jennifer
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17. Dear God,
What does it mean you are a jealous God? I thought you
had everything you wanted.
Jane
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18. Dear God,
How come you did all those miracles in the old days
and don't do any now?
Seymour
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19. Dear God,
Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp
this year.
Peter
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20. Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much
if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with
me and my brother.
Larry
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21. Dear God,
I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet.
What's up? Don't forget.
Mark
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22. Dear God,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both
ways before I cross the street.
Dean
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23. Dear God,
My brother told me about how you are born but it just
doesn't sound right. What do you say?
Marsha
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24. Dear God,
If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my
new shoes.
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25. Dear God,
Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know
him through the business?
Donny
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26. Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what you do for a job.
Who does it when you are on vacation?
Jane
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27. Dear God,
In school we read that Thomas Edison made light, but
in Sunday School they said you did it first. Did he
steal your idea?
Sincerely, Donna
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28. Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God than you.
Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just
saying that because you are already God.
Charles
29. Dear God,
It is great the way you always get the stars in the
right place. Why can't you do that with the moon?
Jeff
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30. Dear God,
I am doing the best I can. Really.
Frank
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31. Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the
sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really
cool.
Carol