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Aug 31, 2008 04:35 PM

Just Thought You'd Like This 65

by Franemtnurse Platinum Member


With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old
woman was able to give birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the
hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.
''May we see the new baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a
while
first." Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we
see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see
the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the
baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until he
CRIES?"

"BECAUSE I forgot where I put him."





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from Dixielee
Old Aug 31, 2008, 05:57 PM

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That would be me! God knew what he was doing when he made childbirth for the young!
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Old Aug 31, 2008, 06:20 PM

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Old Aug 31, 2008, 06:35 PM

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That was so cute and a good reason why women should stop having babies at a certain age LOL
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Hilarious!!!
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