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Jun 16, 2005 03:09 AM

Just a Little Poem


ED Lullaby

Rock-a-by nut ball
In the ED
We tied you down
Because you're CRAZY

If you're a good girl
We'll take off the restraints
And after the Haldol
You'll have no complaints

By Andy Ashton

See what a bad night in the ED can cause you to come up with.


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No. 1
Old Jun 16, 2006, 03:46 PM

Piggy Bank Re: Just a Little Poem
Lovely poem, and how true it is. Hundreds must recite daily!!!

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from jaylonot
Old Jul 06, 2006, 09:28 PM

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Old Jul 09, 2006, 12:19 AM

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LOL from "the Queen of the PRN's".....

"Mac"
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from gooch951
Old Jul 09, 2006, 02:57 AM

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thanks i'm having a good time already!!! just joined the community..hello all!!!
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from suebird3
Old Jul 09, 2006, 08:40 AM

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Welcome, gooch! This is a great Forum when you need a laugh....

Suebird
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from Lurksalot
Old Jul 09, 2006, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Kingbandit
ED Lullaby

Rock-a-by nut ball
In the ED
We tied you down
Because you're CRAZY

If you're a good girl
We'll take off the restraints
And after the Haldol
You'll have no complaints

By Andy Ashton

See what a bad night in the ED can cause you to come up with.
Thank you, I just spit coffee on my screen!
hehe, can I have your permission to print this out for the fridge? What a hoot!
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from rnmom3153
Old Jul 09, 2006, 10:18 AM

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HA HA HA!!!!! Works for me!!!!
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from emllpn2006
Old Jul 31, 2006, 11:47 PM

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lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
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