Just In Time For St. Patrick's Day

  1. Nursing Limericks!!

    When the monitor showed runs of V-tach,
    The nurse gave Joe's sternum a whack.
    With a look of surprise,
    Old Joe opened his eyes.
    Then he said, "My, it's good to be back!"
    :chuckle
    Fred's catheter tubing hung down,
    Off the bed, barely clearing the ground.
    Then his nurse, Cindy-Lou,
    Hooked the tube with her shoe.
    Fred's yell was heard all over town!
    :chuckle
    Doctor's orders, concise and specific,
    Written clearly, not one hieroglyphic,
    Could be read with great ease.
    All the nurses were pleased.
    They all thought he was terrific ! !

    But . . . .

    When a doctor writes orders and notes
    And you can't figure out what he wrote,
    Just be very firm.
    Confront the big worm
    And shove each worthless page down his throat ! !
    :chuckle
    When a "sundowner's" tucked in for the night
    Be sure that his posey's tied tight.
    Or he'll wander around
    Till he finally falls down
    And an incident report you must write.
    :chuckle
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  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   sprtbikegrlsv65
    LOL...too funny!
  4. by   nekhismom
    very cute!!
  5. by   gwenith
    Very good! Very funny!:chuckle
  6. by   jnette
    Were you tapping your feet as you typed this? :chuckle Good one !

    Can't wait to wear my green shamrock "boingies" headband to work next week !
  7. by   Shapeless
    Excellent, wish I could make things up like that. :hatparty:

    Most of my joke posts are ones that I've been sent by friends, always nice to share them.

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