Joke: What did they call the medical student...

May 12, 2007 11:36 AM

by justme1972

What did they call the medical student that graduated at the bottom of his class?

Defendant

*ZASHAGALKA* · May 12, 2007, 09:24 PM

Re: Joke: What did they call the medical student...

Maybe.

But first, and foremost, they call them, "Doctor".

It's a statistical fact that 50% of all doctors graduated in the bottom half of their class.

Think about that.

~faith,
Timothy.

*Jolie* · May 12, 2007, 09:29 PM

Re: Joke: What did they call the medical student...

Originally Posted by ZASHAGALKA

Maybe.

But first, and foremost, they call them, "Doctor".

It's a statistical fact that 50% of all doctors graduated in the bottom half of their class.

Think about that.

~faith,
Timothy.

So do 50% of all nurses, dentists, lawyers, teachers, etc.

*CHATSDALE* · May 12, 2007, 09:45 PM

Re: Joke: What did they call the medical student...

it takes more work to get to the bottom half of these than many other degrees
and some of the these keep learning after graduation and bcome proficiant and capable

justme1972 · May 13, 2007, 04:56 PM

Re: Joke: What did they call the medical student...

Originally Posted by ZASHAGALKA

Maybe.

But first, and foremost, they call them, "Doctor".

It's a statistical fact that 50% of all doctors graduated in the bottom half of their class.

Think about that.

~faith,
Timothy.

Uh...it was a new twist on an old joke.

I also think it's a statistical fact that all graduates graduate at the bottom half of their class....otherwise, there wouldn't be a "top half".

2nyt · Aug 26, 2008, 03:17 AM

Re: Joke: What did they call the medical student...

The one who can eat up talking with dirty things

Indy · Aug 28, 2008, 08:11 AM

Re: Joke: What did they call the medical student...

Originally Posted by 2nyt

The one who can eat up talking with dirty things

Please clarify...

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Joke: What did they call the medical student...

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