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  1. A MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN HAD A HEART ATTACK, AND WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL, WHERE SHE HAD A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE.
    SEEING GOD, SHE ASKED,
    ''IS MY TIME UP?''
    GOD REPLIED, ''NO, YOU HAVE ANOTHER 43 YEARS, TWO MONTHS AND EIGHT DAYS TO LIVE.''
    UPON RECOVERY, THE WOMAN DECIDED TO STAY IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A FACE LIFT, LIPOSUCTION, AND A TUMMY TUCK.
    AFTER HER LAST OPERATION, SHE WAS RELEASED FROM THE HOSPITAL. WHILE CROSSING THE STREET ON HER WAY HOME, SHE WAS STRUCK BY A CAR AND DIED.
    ARRIVING IN HEAVEN, SHE ASKED GOD: "YOU SAID I HAD ANOTHER 43 YEARS. WHY DIDN'T YOU PULL ME FROM THE PATH OF THE CAR?"

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    GOD ANSWERED, ''I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU.''
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    Last edit by prn nurse on Feb 25, '02
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