It's funny....now

I go in to work the other day and I have a gentleman that I have to toilet every 2 hours. So I take him in right before dinner, just like always. I went back about 5 minutes later and asked him if he was ready to get up and he said he was. I help him stand and went to clean him up and saw that there was some feces on his bum. No big deal. Get a wipe and go to clean it and... IT MOVED. So I look again (thought my eyes were playing tricks on me!) and it's still moving. So I ask the guy if he is going to the bathroom. He says (in a singsong voice) "Yes I am"

Now I can't sit him down because of the fear that he would sit on it (because he is still going) and make a bigger mess. I swear it was 14 inches long and at least 1 inch in diameter and there I was catching it in my gloves! So not cool. I sat him back down and left him for a few more minutes but of course he was already done! Thankfully it was a formed BM instead of something even messier!!!

I found out later that they had taken his candy away from him (he isn't eating anything else) and he was mad! Now I double-check before I get him up!!!