Indian Love Call

  1. Indian Love Call

    Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the
    woods, when all of a
    sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth
    of a small Cave.

    "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave
    and then he
    listened
    very closely until he heard a answering, "Wooooo!
    Wooooo! Wooooo!".
    He
    tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

    The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian
    what that was
    all
    about, was the other Indian crazy or what? "No,"
    said the Indian. "It
    is our custom during mating season when Indian men
    see cave, they
    holler
    'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they
    get an answer
    back,
    it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate."

    Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up
    to the opening of
    the cave stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo!
    Wooooo!".
    Immediately,
    there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
    from deep inside the
    cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

    The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for
    a while, and
    then
    he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in
    amazement at the size
    of
    the huge opening, he was thinking, Hoo, man! Look at
    the size of this
    cave!
    It is bigger than those the Indians found. There
    must be some really
    big, fine woman in this cave!

    He stood in front of the opening and hollered with
    all his might
    "Wooooo!
    Wooooo! Wooooo!". He grinned and closed his eyes in
    anticipation, and
    then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO!
    WOOOOOOOOO!
    WOOOOOOOOO!". With a gleam in his eyes and a smile
    on his face, he
    raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he
    ran.

    The following day, the headline of newspaper
    read.....

    NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN
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  2. 8 Comments

  3. by   Shamrock
    WooWooWoo
  4. by   nowplayingEDRN
    CHOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooCHOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!!!
  5. by   sanakruz
    OYE!
  6. by   jayna
  7. by   gwenith
    Woo Woo!!!
  8. by   live4today
    Too funny jnette!
  9. by   debralynn
    :roll Thanks I really needed a good laugh!:roll
  10. by   funnygirl_rn
    Whooohooo!

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