In the doctors office two patients are talking

  1. In the doctors office two patients are talking.
    "You know, I had an appendectomy last month and the doctor left a sponge in me by mistake."
    "A sponge!" exclaims the other. "Does it hurt much?"
    "No...no pain at all," says the first, "but...boy, do I get thirsty!"
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