If you love Clinton - don't read this.

  1. Ok, you've been warned. Just remember to keep a sense of humor. And think about what you would do.

    Nominated for Quote of the Year is the statement made
    by Texas congressman Dick Armey.

    When asked, "If you had been in President Clinton's
    place, would you have resigned?"

    Armey replied, "If I had been in the president's
    place, I would not have gotten the chance to resign. I
    would have been lying in a pool of my own blood,
    looking up, and listening to my wife ask, "How do you
    reload this son of a b . . . ?"


    Something Kobe's wife should consider . . .
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  2. 9 Comments

  3. by   Brownms46
    Originally posted by stevielynn

    Armey replied, "If I had been in the president's
    place, I would not have gotten the chance to resign. I
    would have been lying in a pool of my own blood,
    looking up, and listening to my wife ask, "How do you
    reload this son of a b . . . ?"
    :roll
  4. by   Spidey's mom
    Yee haw! Twice I've made you laugh in a good way. You have made my day.

    Doesn't matter if you are Democrat or Republican or Independent . . . . I'd be reloading that gun too . . . . JUST DON'T CHEAT!

    steph
  5. by   debralynn
    :chuckle :chuckle
  6. by   nursedawn67
    very cool and very funny!!
  7. by   maureeno
    my husband firmly believes I would kill him
    should he prove unfaithful....

    funny story
  8. by   Brownms46
    Originally posted by stevielynn
    Yee haw! Twice I've made you laugh in a good way. You have made my day.

    Doesn't matter if you are Democrat or Republican or Independent . . . . I'd be reloading that gun too . . . . JUST DON'T CHEAT!

    steph
    Glad to hear it Step..:chuckle! I could actually SEE the woman standing there, trying to reload that gun...!! That was a great one!

    And maureeno...I totally believe if Mrs Clinton didn't have an agenda...ole Billy boy would have been a goner...!
  9. by   funnygirl_rn
    Originally posted by Brownms46
    [And maureeno...I totally believe if Mrs Clinton didn't have an agenda...ole Billy boy would have been a goner...! [/B]
    Totally agree!
  10. by   redshiloh
    Priceless!
  11. by   dv8rn
    You know what you do if your husband is layin in the bedroom moanin and groanin?

    Load up and shoot him again!!

    :wink2:

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