Three elderly nursing home patients sat in the day hall discussing thier life.
The 70 year old man said "Praise be! Every morning I wake up at 7:00 and take a healthy whizz, If I could only have a healthy s**t!"
The 80 year old said "Yee-ha! Every morning at 8:00 I have a healthy S**t, just wish I could take a whiz!"
The 90 year old said "Every morning I take a healthy dump at 7:00 and a healthy pee at 8:00! I just wish I could wake up before noon!"