If men got pregnant......

  1. If men got pregnant...



    1. Morning sickness would rank as the nations number one health problem

    2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.

    3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

    4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

    5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective.

    6. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

    7. There would be a cure for stretch marks.

    8. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes.

    9. Men wouldn't think twins were so cute.

    10. Sons would have to come home from dates by 9 pm.
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  2. 25 Comments

  3. by   Brownms46
    If men could become pregnant...there would be no such thing as pregnancy...we would all be grown in peti dishes, and placed in artifical womb..until nicely done! Or they would found a way for us to have them!! And if not...there would be no human population,,,...:roll
  4. by   Rustyhammer
    HEY!

    I did MY part of the reproductive process and didn't complain even ONCE!!
    -Russell :zzzzz
  5. by   nursedawn67
    The world would be a much whinier place!!!!
  6. by   alwaysthere
    interesting site although its having some technical problems at the moment which is not unexpected as it is a moderatly complex site. http://www.malepregnancy.com/how.shtml
  7. by   formernurse
    IF MEN GOT PREGNANT, THERE WOULD BE ALOT OF ONLY CHILDREN IN THE WORLD :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
  8. by   jayna
    There will be more male than female.
  9. by   amblessing
    Originally posted by alwaysthere
    interesting site although its having some technical problems at the moment which is not unexpected as it is a moderatly complex site. http://www.malepregnancy.com/how.shtml
    OMG is this for real? Or is it a joke
  10. by   SmilingBluEyes
    I would NOT WANNA BE A labor nurse if MEN GOT PG....hellooooo! heheheh
  11. by   Hardknox
    Sweet revenge!!!! Carry on, Mr.Lee.:roll :roll
  12. by   formernurse
    Have no fear SmilinBluEyes, This guy won't be going into labor!!! I just got off of the web site, and it is really wierd to see a pregnant man. Naturally, they will do a c-section to deliver the baby. What will they think of next??
  13. by   eltrip
    I clicked on the usatoday website & it had a listing of the most interesting websites of the year 2000. If this is/was for real, why hasn't the child been born? Where are the updates? Baby pictures? Why hasn't this been all over the media if it's for real?

    I'd love to see a pregnant man. Oh, yeah! But then, they'd just whine more than they usually do...at least the cheese would contribute to something positive!
  14. by   NurseDennie
    Not for real - LOL. I've been sending people to that gag site for years!

    Love

    Dennie

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