If Men Got Pregnant...

  1. Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay.
    There'd be a cure for stretch marks
    Natural childbirth would become obsolete
    Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem
    All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent effectiveness
    Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained
    Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment
    They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute
    Fathers would demand that their SONS be home from dates by 10:00pm
    Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags
    They'd have to stop saying,"I'm afraid I'll drop him."
    Paternity suits would be a line of clothes
    They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months
    Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree
    Women would rule the world!
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  3. by   joyflnoyz
    ...and every child would be an only child!

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If Men Got Pregnant...