If Martha Stewart was a nurse..... - page 2

:nono: Every time that I see Martha Stewart come up with another "good thing", it's always some preposterous, fancy, perfect, hair-brained idea that she probably thought of in the middle of the... Read More

  1. by   saintcheryl2002
    These postings are so funny, that my side aches from laughing!
    All of you are sooo funny! The nurses notes had me doubled over!
    I wonder......what sort of uniform Martha wears? Does Martha wear thongs?
  2. by   susanmary
    She'd never even make it out of report.:roll
  3. by   gwenith
    Starched white uniform only please and hand staarched and ironed at that. Skirt so stiff that it moves like a brass bell as you walk. Stockings - 60 denier only. low white (hand scrubbed this moring with her own recipe shoe scrub). Hair neatly tied back. Nurse cap resurrected form the 50's firmly placd on her head.
  4. by   liberalrn
    ROTFLMAO!!! Esp. liked the nurses notes......no black ink for Martha--only the finest in calligraphy.......
  5. by   nursedawn67
    Originally posted by gwenith
    Hair neatly tied back. Nurse cap resurrected form the 50's firmly placd on her head.
    Hair tied back with a scrunchie that she hand made herself don't you know....The nurses cap cleaned and starched with solvents that she made herself from things she grew in her garden! :chuckle
  6. by   LilgirlRN
    The nurses cap cleaned and starched with solvents that she made herself from things she grew in her garden!
    ROFL!!!!
    :roll
  7. by   babs_rn
    well truth be told if Martha Stewart was a nurse....she wouldn't have time to be Martha Stewart! NOT that she'd ever get her hands dirty anyhow....but some of this has been proven to be true by Martha Stewart the INMATE....:P
  8. by   hypnotic_nurse
    If Martha Stewart were a nurse, she'd be in management -- and she'd make us CRAZY.
  9. by   canoehead
    True, Martha would make a kick butt DON (not!)

    And milk and molasses enemas would have just a touch of ginger and cinnamon added for extra flavor.
  10. by   Spidey's mom
    When I was a patient with a foley cath, I would have really really appreciated a cover for my foley bag when I had company. Just the thought of everyone seeing my urine was soooo embarrassing. So come on Martha - we need you in health care.

    steph
  11. by   redshiloh
    And milk and molasses enemas would have just a touch of ginger and cinnamon added for extra flavor.

    Now THAT made me laugh!
  12. by   loriangel14
    hi
  13. by   Fiona59
    Don't laugh. We used to put the foley bags inside a pillowcase when the person was in a wheelchair and going into the dining room or off unit. I've seen it done when they patient was at home.

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