Idea's for a unit movie "scrubdance" film festival

My hospital has a competition between the units on who can make the best short movie (around a minute or two) about anything...hospitals, unit life, cardiologists who think they're the pope...(that was last years winner), nurses, eccentric patients, eccentric staff, etc. The OR is thinking of making one where a pt. comes in with a ton of body piercings and the nurse can't find the pt. because they're covered in metal. Then the next shot shows metal earrings, jewelry, gauges, etc. being tossed in the air frantically because the movie is in fast forward and they're trying to get all the metal off. Meanwhile, frenzied music is playing in the background. Does anyone have any good idea's for something? Same Day Surgery, PACU, and OR were thinking of something together (our manager is in charge of all three) and we want to have a cool video. Any idea's? It doesn't necessarily have to be about those units, just something that we can all relate to and laugh about.

Keely