I have learned.....

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    What I have learned as I mature:

    I've learned that you cannot make
    someone love you. All you can do is
    stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

    I've learned that no matter how much I care,
    some people are just *******s.

    I've learned that it takes years
    to build up trust, and it only takes
    suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

    I've learned that you can get by
    on charm for about fifteen minutes.
    After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

    I've learned that you shouldn't
    compare yourself to others - they are
    more screwed up than you think.

    I've learned that you can keep puking
    long after you think you're finished.

    I've learned that we are responsible
    for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

    I've learned that regardless of
    how hot and steamy a relationship is
    at first, the passion fades and there
    had better be a lot of money to take its place.

    I've learned that the people you care most
    about in life are taken from you too soon
    and all the less important ones just never go away.

    I've learned to say
    "F--- 'em if they can't take a joke"
    in 6 languages.


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