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Dec 11, 2002 03:57 PM

Husband 1.0

by ptnurse

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0. I noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

Desperate


Dear Desperate:
Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files. DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additiona software to improve performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3.

Tech Support


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No. 1
from anitame
Old Dec 11, 2002, 11:04 PM

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No. 2
from panda_181
Old Dec 12, 2002, 12:00 AM

You're not helping us single people who are still waiting for "Prince Charming"! Like that's gonna happen...

Amanda
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from Mkue
Old Dec 12, 2002, 12:03 AM

that is
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Old Dec 12, 2002, 01:08 AM

Grind up 2 lbs of dat! Best I've heard in a while! My oldest son is a real computer hacker, and has had some problems seeking marital bliss...he's gonna love this one! Thanks
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