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  1. by   kids
    Sorry micro...network card on my laptop died and I had to order a new one...

    1 box yellow cake mix, baked as directed in a 9X13 pan-poke a bunch of hole in it with the end of a wooden spoon.

    mix 1 (20oz) can crushed pineapple and 1 cup sugar in a sauce pan until bubbley and thickened, spread over cake.

    cool

    mix 1 box (the bigger one) vanilla pudding using only 2/3 the milk listed in the instructions, stir in 1 cup shredded coconut, spread over cake.

    'frost' with cool whip and top with chopped marishino (sp?) cherries and chopped walnuts.

    tastes even better after spending the night in the fridge.
  2. by   kids
    Originally posted by Shandy12
    Micro,

    I don't know if this is the one you want, but we know it as Sex in a Pan and here's the recipe:...
    I have the same recipe but is named Layered Pudding Pie.

    -nancy
  3. by   jurbyjunk
    Bring on the Guiness!

    I'm with you about location, Shandy. Although I must admit that the jacuzzi was "steamy". The beach at night can be interesting but watch out for the sand. LOL.
    Last edit by jurbyjunk on Jul 3, '02
  4. by   eltrip
    Originally posted by kids-r-fun


    tastes even better after spending the night in the fridge.
    Ok, my question is this: Does the cake taste better after it's been refrigerated overnight OR after the cake-eater has been refrigerated overnight? Brrrrrr!
  5. by   micro
    kids-r-fun

    Sex in a Pan!!!!! = Better than Sex

    thank you, oh my taste buds cannot wait.........

    *tastes better after a night in the frig'*

    the dessert.....not the dessertee'

    hehehehehehehehehe

    I am going to have to go find my baking utensils and pans.........
    micro cooks.........
    call out the fire engines................

    THX KIDS-R-FUN.............
    so fun
  6. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by micro
    I am going to have to go find my baking utensils and pans.........
    micro cooks.........
    call out the fire engines................
    Sounds like something my hubby would say!

    Or that the smoke detector is my dinner bell.

    Heather
  7. by   2MagnoliaTrees
    My favorite line from Steel Magnolias-"Y'all are too twisted for colored TV". Those recipes sound great and dangerous too,LOL.
  8. by   live4today
    Originally posted by micro
    k' kewl.....did you shoot the jukebox............


    but rather than that......micro need a substitute for sex.....

    so come on give'

    kids-r-run.............give 'em up the recipe', please...............

    hehehehehehehehehe
    CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX...ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU CAN'T GET ANY.
  9. by   live4today
    Originally posted by jurbyjunk
    ........................The beach at night can be interesting but watch out for the sand. LOL.
    A remedy for the sand? Throw down the towel...........:rotf:
  10. by   mlolsonny
    It's not better than sex, but close.

    My recipe calls for a prepared chocolate cake with holes poked in it.

    Pour on 1 jar of Mrs. Richardson's butterscotch caramel.

    Cool.

    Frost with Cool-Whip.

    Sprinkle with Crushed Heath bars.

    Still, not BETTER, but it is gooooood.
  11. by   mario_ragucci
    I like reading this, however, booze is not always a first choice because it will effect my libido. Now if its a first date and we want to cuddle, wine or beer or mixed drinks are okay. Some women can be the "sex on demand" type, and if she shows up with booze and is naked, she better not be expecting me to go all the way there, in that way. What she is wearing would be more appealing, or what she had to say. I just woke up :-)
  12. by   micro
    Originally posted by 2MagnoliaTrees
    My favorite line from Steel Magnolias-"Y'all are too twisted for colored TV". Those recipes sound great and dangerous too,LOL.
    I gotta go back and watch Steel M............
    thx for the line.......
    black and white back in my house....
    twisted micro................

    hey, anybody got a take on Ya, Ya Sisterhood..........?

    micro changes subject.....burned kitchen down when baking "Better than Sex"..........

    sub for sex...........not for listing here............

    hehehehehehe

    micro :roll :roll :imbar micro blushes hard.........
    or not really................


    ya'all make me smile ;-)
  13. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by micro
    hey, anybody got a take on Ya, Ya Sisterhood..........?
    The book or the movie, micro?

    I haven't seen the movie because I'm only half way through the book. It's good, I've just been sidetracked lately. I was gonna try and finish it tonight, but I have a boo-boo, and the Vicodin is kicking in, making me veeeeerrrrrryyyyyy sleeeeeppppppyyyyy...

    Heather

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