How to please a woman and a man - page 3

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  1. by   micro
    k' kewl.....did you shoot the jukebox............


    but rather than that......micro need a substitute for sex.....

    so come on give'

    kids-r-run.............give 'em up the recipe', please...............

    hehehehehehehehehe
  2. by   kewlnurse
    I shot the jukebox, but i sear it was in self defense
  3. by   CATHYW
    Bubba Kewl, I am so glad to know it was you, and that you had a good reason! Killed it with one shot, did you? LOL!

    Micro, honey-I don't think there IS an acceptable substitute for sex. If there is, in almost 51 years, I've never seen or heard of it.
  4. by   micro
    the dessert.........
    tehehehehehehehehe
    micro blushes into the sunset.............
  5. by   CATHYW
    Micro, just what is it you do with the dessert? Maybe I don't want to know-I might have to go blushing off into the sunset...
    I have visions of whipped cream and strawberries, and chocolate syrup...Yep, my cheeks are pinking up. Think I'll go now!
  6. by   micro
    cw,rn.......
    hehehehehehehehehe

    kids-r-fun.....
    save us.....

    share the recipe.....pleeeeeeeze!!!!!!!!!
  7. by   Peeps Mcarthur
    Warm caramel.

    but check the temp on the back of your hand first please..........YOUCH!!
  8. by   CATHYW
    OMG!
  9. by   Shandy12
    Micro,

    I don't know if this is the one you want, but we know it as Sex in a Pan and here's the recipe:

    * Exported from MasterCook *

    SEX IN A PAN

    Recipe By :
    Serving Size : 1 Preparation Time :0:00
    Categories : Desserts

    Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
    -------- ------------ --------------------------------
    1/2 c Margarine, melted
    1 c Pecans, chopped
    1 1/2 c Graham wafer crumbs
    8 oz Cream cheese
    4 c Cool whip, divided, thawed
    3 oz Chocolate instant pudding
    3 oz Vanilla instant pudding
    3 c Milk
    1 Unsweetened chocolate square
    1 c Icing sugar

    Mix well margarine, pecans and graham wafer crumbs and pat into 9x13 inch
    (22x33 cm) pan. Bake at 350 degrees F (180 degrees C) till lightly brown,
    about 20 minutes. Cool completely. Beat together cream cheese, icing sugar
    and 1 cup (250 ml) of Cool Whip. Spoon onto baked layer. Mix both puddings
    with milk and beat as per package directions. Let pudding almost thicken
    and pour over second layer. Put remainder of Cool Whip on top and swirl
    melted chocolate throughout topping.

    This freezes well if kept tightly covered. Just cut off what you would
    like and keep the rest frozen.



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    Enjoy!! But I still think sex is better in a bed than in a pan!<G>

    Shandy
  10. by   shay
    Dang that sounds gooooooooooooooood. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

    Kewl, if you're really a redneck, you must change your status to 'very kewl, very NEKKID,' darling. Naked sounds too YANKEE.
  11. by   donmurray
    "Sex in a Pan" My mouth watered at the thought,
    "Just cut off what you would like, and keep the rest frozen" Then my eyes watered.......!
  12. by   sunnygirl272
    Originally posted by donmurray
    "Sex in a Pan" My mouth watered at the thought,
    "Just cut off what you would like, and keep the rest frozen" Then my eyes watered.......!
    :roll
  13. by   kewlnurse
    Originally posted by shay
    Dang that sounds gooooooooooooooood. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

    Kewl, if you're really a redneck, you must change your status to 'very kewl, very NEKKID,' darling. Naked sounds too YANKEE.
    Ok will do

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