How to please a woman and a man

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how to please a impress a woman:

compliment her,

cuddle her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

stroke her,

tease her,

comfort her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

dance with her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her

how to impress a man

show up naked.

bring beer.

As long as the naked guy shows up with ice cold Fosters, anything chocolate and not too much of a beer gut (little one ok) then I'd be thinking......use your imagination :kiss

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"Bubba shot the jukebox, said it made him cry." That you, Kewl?

The rest of you all are just too much. Beer is good. Husband is better. Snake wine? Hmmmmm:D

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k' kewl.....did you shoot the jukebox............

but rather than that......micro need a substitute for sex.....

so come on give'

kids-r-run.............give 'em up the recipe', please...............

hehehehehehehehehe

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I shot the jukebox, but i sear it was in self defense

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Bubba Kewl, I am so glad to know it was you, and that you had a good reason! Killed it with one shot, did you? LOL!

Micro, honey-I don't think there IS an acceptable substitute for sex. If there is, in almost 51 years, I've never seen or heard of it.

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the dessert.........

tehehehehehehehehe

micro blushes into the sunset.............

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Micro, just what is it you do with the dessert? Maybe I don't want to know-I might have to go blushing off into the sunset...

I have visions of whipped cream and strawberries, and chocolate syrup...Yep, my cheeks are pinking up. Think I'll go now!

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cw,rn.......

hehehehehehehehehe

kids-r-fun.....

save us.....

share the recipe.....pleeeeeeeze!!!!!!!!!

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Warm caramel.

but check the temp on the back of your hand first please..........YOUCH!!:eek:

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OMG!

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Micro,

I don't know if this is the one you want, but we know it as Sex in a Pan and here's the recipe:

* Exported from MasterCook *

SEX IN A PAN

Recipe By :

Serving Size : 1 Preparation Time :0:00

Categories : Desserts

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method

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1/2 c Margarine, melted

1 c Pecans, chopped

1 1/2 c Graham wafer crumbs

8 oz Cream cheese

4 c Cool whip, divided, thawed

3 oz Chocolate instant pudding

3 oz Vanilla instant pudding

3 c Milk

1 Unsweetened chocolate square

1 c Icing sugar

Mix well margarine, pecans and graham wafer crumbs and pat into 9x13 inch

(22x33 cm) pan. Bake at 350 degrees F (180 degrees C) till lightly brown,

about 20 minutes. Cool completely. Beat together cream cheese, icing sugar

and 1 cup (250 ml) of Cool Whip. Spoon onto baked layer. Mix both puddings

with milk and beat as per package directions. Let pudding almost thicken

and pour over second layer. Put remainder of Cool Whip on top and swirl

melted chocolate throughout topping.

This freezes well if kept tightly covered. Just cut off what you would

like and keep the rest frozen.

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Enjoy!! But I still think sex is better in a bed than in a pan!

Shandy

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Dang that sounds gooooooooooooooood. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Kewl, if you're really a redneck, you must change your status to 'very kewl, very NEKKID,' darling. Naked sounds too YANKEE. ;)

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