How to de-stress - page 2

:devil: When I am under stress, I go outside and whistle. It makes the neighbors dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.... Read More

  1. by   debralynn
    Hey Dave, did u use to work for the Postal Service? LOL
  2. by   Jazzdog
    Originally, that was a joke, but I do like this thread. I, in addition to whistling, also enjoy a lovely beverage on my deck with my best friend, my dog, and also my wife. She can decompress me instantly. If the stress is monumental, off to the wood pile to chop some up. Then if something is still eating at me, I call up a buddy who is a gunpowder addict. He'll come over and will set off some of the most awesome, professional, fireworks I have ever seen. The neighbors enjoy it too.
    Most of the time though, it just takes a whistle.
  3. by   sunnygirl272
    Originally posted by Jazzdog
    .... I, in addition to whistling, also enjoy a lovely beverage on my deck with my best friend, my dog, and also my wife. She can decompress me instantly. ...
    ummm....sooo...your dog is your best friend? and you married her??? you're in the wrong thread, sweetie..check out the tuesday night one...lol..lol
    :chuckle
  4. by   live4today
    Originally posted by sunnygirl272
    sex
    Why are you whispering the world sex??? :chuckle

    It's one of my all time favorites, too! :kiss :chuckle
  5. by   Jazzdog
    Sex IS a decompressant.
  6. by   inSANE
    Jazzdog,
    Woke up today listening to my dog gag! Are you my neighbor? Heehee
    Sex is the number one, I just call home and tell my husband "I'll be needing your penis for medicinal purposes only, if you would like to be there you can. " Usually gets a howling laugh from his end, and a great decompressing session for me after work.
    Oh, and Jazzdog.....I do live in your area! YIKE!
    S0 stop the whistling da*&it.
  7. by   Jazzdog
    Sometimes my wife calls and asks whoever answers the phone what kind of day are we having. If they give her the right answer, I'm usually met at the door with a lovely beverage and nakedness. The staff now has their instructions on what to say if my wife calls.
  8. by   Jazzdog
    inSANE, I always whistle a happy tune. AND by the way, I have heard the screams. You are a wild child.
  9. by   Ragin Cajun
    Sex, Sax, Sensuous smells, Savory food, Soft,mellow white wine, sexy clothing that leaves a little something to the imagination.......:blushkiss
  10. by   Jazzdog
    Ahh, RC, If I wasn't a married man.....
  11. by   inSANE
    Merciful heavens!
    Just to let you know Jazzdog, the meter reader heard us too.....no kids yesterday, both off work, what were we to do?????
    Mow grass? NO Clean house? NOT Naked Twister with Wesson Oil on the water bed mattress? Now there's a thought....

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