How to please a woman and a man

Jun 24, 2002 09:23 PM

by kewlnurse

How to please a impress a woman:

Compliment her,

cuddle her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

stroke her,

tease her,

comfort her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

dance with her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her

How to impress a Man

Show up naked.

Bring Beer.

e-nurse · Jun 24, 2002, 09:39 PM

Yeah, that's about the long and the short of it.

Rustyhammer · Jun 24, 2002, 10:17 PM

Well

Well,
It wouldn't hurt to bring GOOD beer!
-Russell

*cheerfuldoer* · Jun 24, 2002, 10:21 PM

Originally posted by e-nurse
Yeah, that's about the long and the short of it.

The stone cold truth, e-nurse!

911fltrn · Jun 24, 2002, 11:16 PM

And women say it's hard to find a "Good Man"

*kids* · Jun 25, 2002, 02:42 AM

Gee...I'm a girl and I like all those girly things but I would be VERY impressed by a guy who showed up naked and brought beer.

micro · Jun 25, 2002, 03:29 AM

k' kewl nurse......cool one here.....hehehe

Originally posted by kids-r-fun
Gee...I'm a girl and I like all those girly things but I would be VERY impressed by a guy who showed up naked and brought beer.

and kid'r'fun.........
I agree with you.....
like why not...........
better than a St. Bernard"

but could the guy delivering mine please bring wine......
chianti.........at least 1967 vintage......(yeah right, micro is a wine connoisieur)

hehehehehehehehehehehe

and why wouldn't you believe this........

micro and out...............

jayna · Jun 25, 2002, 05:40 AM

Re: Well

Originally posted by Rustyhammer
Well,
It wouldn't hurt to bring GOOD beer!
-Russell

jayna · Jun 25, 2002, 05:43 AM

Re: k' kewl nurse......cool one here.....hehehe

Originally posted by micro

but could the guy delivering mine please bring wine......
chianti.........at least 1967 vintage......(yeah right, micro is a wine connoisieur)

hehehehehehehehehehehe

and why wouldn't you believe this........

micro and out...............

WHAT ABOUT SNAKE WINE?

OBNURSEHEATHER · Jun 25, 2002, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by kids-r-fun
Gee...I'm a girl and I like all those girly things but I would be VERY impressed by a guy who showed up naked and brought beer.

WELL SAID!

Heather

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