How Much ?

A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around,

then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.

Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously

to see if anyone has noticed her little accident..

and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.


But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just touching

it...

you're going to sh*t when you hear the price."