How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

  1. HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
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    Golden Retriever:
    The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?


    Border Collie:
    Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.


    Dachshund:
    You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!


    Rottweiler:
    Make me.


    Boxer:
    Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.


    Lab:
    Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!


    German Shepherd:
    I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.


    Jack Russell Terrier:
    I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.


    Old English Sheep Dog:
    Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?


    Cocker Spaniel:
    Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


    Chihuahua:
    Yo quiero Taco Bulb.


    Pointer:
    I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...


    Greyhound:
    It isn't moving. Who cares?


    Australian Shepherd:
    First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...


    Poodle:
    I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


    The Cat:
    "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"


    ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.
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  2. 7 Comments

  3. by   ShelleyERgirl
    :roll

    Hey, when did you see my cats for the quote? Too funny!
  4. by   recnurse1
    That was great! LMAO!!
  5. by   PsychoRN
    My cat and I loved it!!
  6. by   jadednurse
    :roll :roll
  7. by   debbyed
    :chuckle
  8. by   nursedawn67
    That's so cute!!
  9. by   renerian
    I liked the rot........

    renerian:chuckle

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