Holmes, Watson, Stars

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.

After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night
and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful
friend. "Watson, look up and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that
there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.

Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter
past three.

Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are
small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow.

Why, what does it tell YOU?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.

"Watson, you idiot. Some jerk has stolen our tent."