Hippa

  1. i don't know if anyone has read this or if has been posted, but i thought it was cute :)


    [color=olive]twas the night before hipaa (in the e.r.)<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]<!--[if !supportemptyparas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]'twas the night before surgery, and all 'cross the floor<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]the patients were buzzing 'bout the guy in room four.

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    [color=olive]his chart was hung on his door with great care<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]to make sure his name was not shown anywhere.<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]<!--[if !supportemptyparas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]the patients were nestled all snug in their beds<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]while telemetry monitors beeped overhead.<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]and i in my gown, with its crack in the back,<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]had just settled down for my clear liquid snack.

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    [color=olive]<!--[if !supportemptyparas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]when down the hall there arose such a clatter,<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]i sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]i pulled off my leads and flew out the door,<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]with my iv pole dragging behind on the floor.

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    [color=olive]<!--[if !supportemptyparas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]away to room four i hurriedly dashed<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]unaware of my gown and the nurses i flashed.<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]as i slid to a halt and leaned to peek in<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]i heard the nurse say, "sir, you mustn't go in!"<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]<!--[if !supportemptyparas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]and what did i see when i looked in bed a<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]but ole mr. claus; on his belly he lay.

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    [color=olive]covered in gauze and stuck high in the air,<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]oh, what a sight, 'twas st. nick's derriere!<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]<!--[if !supportemptyparas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]he was yelling at doris, the nurse at his side<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]to be tied to this bed, he just could not abide.<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]he moaned and he bellowed about his ill luck<script> <!-- d(["mb","
    \n>>>but there was just nothing for it; the old man was stuck.
    \n>>>
    \n>>>&quot;what happened to santa?&quot; to doris i said,
    \n>>>&quot;why is he on his belly in this hospital bed?&quot;
    \n>>>with a grin she whispered, &quot;he did something stupid.
    \n>>>he injured his butt when he backed into cupid.&quot;
    \n>>>
    \n>>>but the old man's ears were sharp as tack.
    \n>>>he heard what she said there behind his back.
    \n>>>&quot;you had no right to speak, and that is a fact!
    \n>>>don't you know about hipaa, the privacy act?&quot;
    \n>>>
    \n>>>&quot;you're out of compliance, doris, my dear.
    \n>>>you had no right to tell him 'bout my injured rear!
    \n>>>i'll sue you for breach, and this hospital, too!
    \n>>>you won't have a job when i'm through with you!&quot;
    \n>>>
    \n>>>&quot;when i check my list and then check it twice,
    \n>>>you'll be in the column labeled 'not nice.'
    \n>>>the office for civil rights soon will drop by
    \n>>>to find out why you, doris, did not comply!&quot;
    \n>>>
    \n>>>&quot;they'll want to know why you opened your yap,
    \n>>>a big, hefty fine on your butt they will slap.
    \n>>>and from me every christmas you will now see
    \n>>>nothing but switches and coal 'neath your tree.&quot;
    \n>>>
    \n>>>so take heed of your privacy notice, and zip
    \n>>>
    \n>>>your lips, and your records, and files encrypt,
    \n>>>
    \n>>>and in privacy's silent night, you too may hear
    \n>>>
    \n>>>&quot;merry christmas to all and a hipaa new year!&quot;",1] ); //--> </script><o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]but there was just nothing for it; the old man was stuck.

    <o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]<!--[if !supportemptyparas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]"what happened to santa?" to doris i said,<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]"why is he on his belly in this hospital bed?"<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]with a grin she whispered, "he did something stupid.<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]he injured his butt when he backed into cupid."

    <o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]<!--[if !supportemptyparas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]but the old man's ears were sharp as tack.<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]he heard what she said there behind his back.<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]"you had no right to speak, and that is a fact!<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]don't you know about hipaa, the privacy act?"<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]<!--[if !supportemptyparas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]"you're out of compliance, doris, my dear.<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]you had no right to tell him 'bout my injured rear!<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]i'll sue you for breach, and this hospital, too!<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]you won't have a job when i'm through with you!"

    <o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]<!--[if !supportemptyparas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]"when i check my list and then check it twice,<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]you'll be in the column labeled 'not nice.'<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]the office for civil rights soon will drop by<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]to find out why you, doris, did not comply!"<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]<!--[if !supportemptyparas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]"they'll want to know why you opened your yap,<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]a big, hefty fine on your butt they will slap.<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]and from me every christmas you will now see<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]nothing but switches and coal 'neath your tree."

    <o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]<!--[if !supportemptyparas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]so take heed of your privacy notice, and zip<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]<!--[if !supportemptyparas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]your lips, and your records, and files encrypt,<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]<!--[if !supportemptyparas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]and in privacy's silent night, you too may hear<o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]<!--[if !supportemptyparas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p>
    [color=olive]"merry christmas to all and a hipaa new year!"<o:p></o:p>
    <!--[if !supportemptyparas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p>



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    Last edit by mandirocker on Dec 25, '06
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