Hiding Money from Physicians

  1. How do you hide a dollar from an orthopedic surgeon?

    Tape it to the chart.


    How do you hide a dollar from an internal medicine doc?

    Tape it to the patient's forehead.


    How do you hide a dollar from a general surgeon?

    Tape it to the surgeon's child's forehead.


    How do you hide a dollar from a cardio-thoracic surgeon?

    You can't.


    We came up with these during a boring day in the OR. Can you all think of any more?

    Kevin McHugh
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  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   SICU Queen
    These are cute... I think I'll print this and tape it up at work.
  4. by   fergus51
    How could you not mention OB/GYNs in there? Anywhere above the woman's waste would seem like a good spot to hide a buck...
  5. by   cmggriff
    How do you hide a dollar from an ER doctor?

    No need most of the patients don't pay.

    Radiologist;

    Won't say for sure it is a dollar.

    Anesthesiologist;

    Put it in the patient's sock.

    GAry
  6. by   Amy ER Nurse
    LOVE the radiologist one!!!
  7. by   mother/babyRN
    Fergus, You beat me too it...Good one...

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