Hiding money

  1. How do you hide money from a surgeon?
    Tape it to the patient's forehed.

    How do you hide money from an orthopod?
    Tape it to the chart.

    How do you hide money from a gynecologist?
    Tape it to the patient anywhere above the waist.

    How do you hide money from a nurse?
    Put it in the bathroom.

    How do you hide money from a cardiac surgeon?
    You can't.
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  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   live4today
    Originally posted by RNinICU
    ............................How do you hide money from a nurse?
    Put it in the bathroom.
    YEAHHHHHHH BA - BEE.......put all your $$$ in the bathroom at work cause THIS is one nurse who will be sure to COLLECT every coin and dollar bill if you do 'cause I DON'T MAKE MY BLADDER OR BOWELS SUFFER for the sake of others.......this ALWAYS goes to the potty every four hours whether I have to go or not......and I most definitely go when the occasion calls. :kiss
  4. by   Rottie1
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle That is soooo funny and really believable!

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