A Liverpool man met the girl of his dreams and after a quick courtship they married. Both wanted children but none came.
In desperation they took medical advice and the doctor said the fault was with the husband who had a physical defect.
Asking if there was a remedy, the husband was told he could either have an operation or he could try a remedy including gunpowder and cheese sandwiches in his daily diet.
He opted for the sandwiches which proved most effective.
When the man died, he left a sorrowing wife........
and a 60ft. crater where the crematorium used to be!