Nurses Helping Nurses
allnurses Network: Central | Jobs | Books | Newsletter
allnurses: A Nursing Community for Nurses
Home General News Blogs Articles Students Region Specialty Degrees F.A.Q.
Log In | Register | Last 24 Hours
Nursing Humor - Share your jokes and funny stories /

hello. my name is muffie and i am an allnurses addict.



Did You Know?
allnurses is the largest community for nurses on the web. We now have over 388,490 members! Join today to network with other nurses, laugh, share, and much more.
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >

Mar 06, 2007 01:43 PM

hello. my name is muffie and i am an allnurses addict.

by muffie

brian brian brian, what have you done to me ?

i don't go to work anymore

i don't shower anymore

i don't get out of my jammies anymore

i don't read the paper anymore

i don't talk to hubby anymore

i don't open the curtains anymore

i have huge callouses on my two typing fingers

i don't go out to lunch with friends anymore

i don't open the mail anymore

the pizza boxes are stacked higher than i am tall





familiar story anyone ?

Share
Search Tags
None
Top

 
Advertisement
Sponsored Links
 
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >
Reply
14 Comments
No. 1
from prmenrs
Old Mar 06, 2007, 05:18 PM

Default Re: hello. my name is muffie and i am an allnurses addict.
Muffie--you're among friends, here, none of us are out of our jammies either. As long as you're able to make coffee and feed the furballs, I don't see as how you have a problem.....
Top
 
No. 2
from Tweety
Old Mar 06, 2007, 05:20 PM

Default Re: hello. my name is muffie and i am an allnurses addict.
I certainly can't talk. I haven't gotten dressed since my nap this afternoon.

Welcome to the club!!!
Top
 
No. 3
from muffie
Old Mar 06, 2007, 05:24 PM

Default Re: hello. my name is muffie and i am an allnurses addict.
coffee---check

kittens fed---check

it's all good !
Top
 
No. 4
from caliotter3
Old Mar 06, 2007, 05:45 PM

Default Re: hello. my name is muffie and i am an allnurses addict.
Yeah. No job. And I'm not sick or in the hosp anymore. So more time for allnurses. Imagine the stories we could pass on at our own version of 12 step meetings. Brian will be the honorary leader!
Top
 
No. 5
from medchick
Old Mar 06, 2007, 05:50 PM

Piggy Bank Re: hello. my name is muffie and i am an allnurses addict.
I too must admit my addiction. It all started a month ago...and now can't seem to stop. Day and night,night and day. It's all about allnurses. Is there some kind of medication or ECT for this. Help me please. My hubby is threatening to withhold the coffee if I don't stop...PLEASE...
Top
 
No. 6
from DutchgirlRN
Old Mar 06, 2007, 06:15 PM

Default Re: hello. my name is muffie and i am an allnurses addict.
Will anyone else admit to getting up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and logging on to see what's going on with allnurses? Ever ended up not going back to bed? Giving yourself 1 hour and ending up 5 hours later almost falling asleep on the keyboard? Yes, Yes and Yes !!!
Top
 
No. 7
from hikernurse
Old Mar 06, 2007, 06:27 PM

Default Re: hello. my name is muffie and i am an allnurses addict.
Originally Posted by DutchgirlRN View Post
Will anyone else admit to getting up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and logging on to see what's going on with allnurses? Ever ended up not going back to bed? Giving yourself 1 hour and ending up 5 hours later almost falling asleep on the keyboard? Yes, Yes and Yes !!!
Admitting it is the first step . . . but do you really want to change?
Top
 
No. 8
from RNfromMN
Old Mar 07, 2007, 05:21 AM

Default Re: hello. my name is muffie and i am an allnurses addict.
Originally Posted by hikernurse View Post
Admitting it is the first step . . . but do you really want to change?
Muffie, you should know that this a forum of trust...we are all here because we care about you...feel free to say whatsever on your mind. First of all, when was the last time you used?

Okay, & how is this affecting your family? Your friends? You have a problem...but the good news is that we're all here to help you...

Stop logging on...it works if you work it! Now, if you'll all join hands with me...
Top
 
No. 9
from hikernurse
Old Mar 07, 2007, 12:15 PM

Default Re: hello. my name is muffie and i am an allnurses addict.
Originally Posted by Jessica 392 View Post
Stop logging on...it works if you work it!
You make it sound so easy . . .
Top
 
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >
Reply




Thread Tools


Who's Online
381 members
3,450 guests
3,831

Nursing News

0

Patient Evaluation of Retail Clinic Care
0

The hard to reach on-call doctor, and its effects on...
0

Woman charged with passing off prescription drug as...
0

Paralysed Belgian misdiagnosed as in coma for 23 years
2

Man in "Vegetative State" was conscious for 23...
2

Interesting article on ThedaCare's Collaborative Care Model
7

Possible breakthrough regarding MS
63

16th Philly area hospital to stop delivering babies: Mercy...
10

Really interesting article on Indian open hearts
7

High-Tech Pump Does What Her Heart Can't


Nursing Articles

1

Society Needs Care Too
12

Why am I doing this, anyway?
2

Nurse Heal Thyself
9

My Papa, why I am the nurse I am today.
17

I made it through
11

An angel's gaze
16

A Sister Never Forgets
16

Ruby's Marbles
37

What Do Operating Room Nurses Do?
14

My Little Old Jedi
20

I love this job......
23

"I hear voices"
19

Preventing FRUTI (Foley Related Urinary Tract Infection) in...
24

Error and Attitude
10

It's Just a Shower


Does allnurses.com make you a better nurse?


Sponsored Links

Currently Reading This Page: 1 (0 members & 1 guests)

Interested in the hottest topics of the week? Subscribe to the Nurse-zine Newsletter.
Enter email address:

Available Topics (tags)


Search By Tag:

New To Site
Need Help
Quick Links

Copyright © 1996-2009, allnurses.com. All rights reserved.  allnurses.com, Inc.
All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:51 PM.