Heaven can Wait!

  1. There is a knock on St. Peter's door. He looks out and a man is standing there. St. Peter is about to begin his interview when the man disappears.

    A short time later there's another knock. St. Peter gets the door, sees the man, opens his mouth to speak, and the man disappears once again.

    "Hey, are you playing games with me?" St. Peter calls after him.

    "No," the man's distant voice replies anxiously. "They're trying to resuscitate me."
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  3. by   simao pt
    Once, a priest and a nun were returning to the convent, when the night caught them still far away. There was a small abandoned caban and they entered. After they were inside they realized there was only one bed in the caban. After a moment of silence the priest said:
    - Sister, you take the bed, i'll sleep on the floor.
    And so they went to sleep. Later on the evening the sister woke up the priest saying:
    - Priest, are you awake?
    The priest, very drowsy, awoke and said:
    - Hein?! Ah, sister, is there a problem?
    - Oh, i'm very cold. Could you get me a blanket?
    The priest got up, went to a closet, took the blanket out and gently put it over her.
    An hour later the sister awakes the priest once more:
    - Priest! Are you still awake?
    The priest, who was already drooling on his collar, awoke once again and said:
    - Ah!? What.... What is it now, sister?
    - Well, i cant sleep. I'm still very cold... Could you get me another blanket?
    Once again the priest got up, full of love and care for others, and went to the closet to put another blanket over the sister. When the next hour came again the sister called the priest, saying:
    -Priest, are you awake?
    The priest, almost choked with is own snore:
    --Hein?! What is it now, sister?
    -- I cant sleep. I'm still so cold.
    The priest, finally realising what the sister's intentions were, said:
    --Sister, we're alone here, right?
    --Right!
    --whatever happens, or not, we'll be the only one's to know, right?
    --Right!
    --So i have a sugestion: i don't we do it as if we are husband and wife?
    The sister starts jumping in bed and says:
    --yes, yes!Let's pretend we're husband and wife!
    Then the priest changes his tone of voice and shouts:
    --THEN GET THE **** OUT OF BED AND GET THE ****ING BLANKET YOURSELF!

    Did you think this end would be an erotic one? Tss, tss, pray children, pray for your bad thoughts...
  4. by   MidwifeWannaB
    heehee
    Funny, funny.

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