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No. 20
Old Aug 19, 2008, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by haleysmum View Post
Swear to God..I did this. My very first clinical rotation day giving pt care I have to give a suppository. I put the gel on and go to insert it. Well, this poor lady starts ROARING. "It hurts, get it out, get it out!" I didnt take the wrapper off. Thank God she couldn't see my face.."Oh ma'am, I say, you have very bad hemorrhoids". It was a teachable moment.....
OMG!!! That is too funny, even if it wasn't funny at the time! Sounds like something I would do!

Anne, RNC
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No. 21
from Sisukas
Old Aug 19, 2008, 04:56 PM

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I blamed one on a dead person once....turned him on his side to wrap him, and either the PCA or Mr. Gonetogreaterthings let one loose. Since Mr. G probably wasn't going to be embarrassed, I gave him the credit.
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from prowlingMA
Old Aug 19, 2008, 09:13 PM

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I was a brand new CMA . Just started my first job and had a bad cold. Sitting right nex to my trainer I start a coughing fit and oops air comes out the other way too. I was so embarrassed.
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from HmarieD
Old Aug 22, 2008, 12:32 PM

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In home health, my patient was resting in her tiny bedroom and didn't feel like getting up...no problem, we'll do the assessment here. I sat in the floor to do my charting, was getting up to get something out of the kitchen for the pt, let go of a silent but DEADLY one and slipped out of the room hoping she wouldn't notice. Next thing I know, she's hobbling out to the couch..."Honey, let's just do this in here after all"
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from NYDreamer
Old Aug 22, 2008, 02:35 PM

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Old Aug 24, 2008, 01:56 PM

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This is the funniest thread I have ever read. Every one of you had me laughing so hard I was peeing my pants and/or crying. Thank you sooo much.
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