A good blonde joke

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US
government class. The professor asked the class if they knew what Roe
vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked & burglarized. She telephoned the police at once & reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop & his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, & what do they do? They send me a blind policeman