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Nov 02, 2001 11:39 AM

Giving more than 100%

by aimeee Premium Member

How To Give 103%
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%." Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. How does one achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following. IF :
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26
Then:
H A R D W O R K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

Similarly,
K N O W L E D G E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

But interesting (and as you'd expect),
A T T I T U D E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%.....
This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But--EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is

B U L L S H I T =
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


So now you know what all those high priced consultants, coaches, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want you to exceed 100%!


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No. 1
Old Nov 02, 2001, 02:45 PM

Default you forgot one
Higher than 103% IS:







A $ $ K I S S E R



1+19+19+11+9+19+19+5+18=120
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from aimeee
Old Nov 02, 2001, 04:26 PM

By golly, you are right! You are good at math!
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from debbyed
Old Nov 02, 2001, 06:06 PM

Piggy Bank Brownoser higher at 129
I love this, Printed it out to take to work.

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