Giving more than 100%

  1. How To Give 103%
    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%." Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. How does one achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following. IF :
    A = 1
    B = 2
    C = 3
    D = 4
    E = 5
    F = 6
    G = 7
    H = 8
    I = 9
    J = 10
    K = 11
    L = 12
    M = 13
    N = 14
    O = 15
    P = 16
    Q = 17
    R = 18
    S = 19
    T = 20
    U = 21
    V = 22
    W = 23
    X = 24
    Y = 25
    Z = 26
    Then:
    H A R D W O R K =
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

    Similarly,
    K N O W L E D G E =
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

    But interesting (and as you'd expect),
    A T T I T U D E =
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%.....
    This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

    But--EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is

    B U L L S H I T =
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


    So now you know what all those high priced consultants, coaches, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want you to exceed 100%!
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  2. 3 Comments

  3. by   radnurse2001
    Higher than 103% IS:







    A $ $ K I S S E R



    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+5+18=120
  4. by   aimeee
    By golly, you are right! You are good at math!
  5. by   debbyed
    I love this, Printed it out to take to work.


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Giving more than 100%