Girls night out!

  1. The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
    > told
    >
    > my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well,
    >
    > the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
    >
    >
    >
    > Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in
    the
    >
    > door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
    >
    > Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
    > another 9 times.
    >
    >
    >
    > I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
    >
    > solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a
    > possible conflict with him.
    >
    >
    >
    > The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I
    > told him midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all.
    >
    >
    >
    > Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why,
    > he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said,
    > "Oh, ****," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another
    > 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and
    > farted.
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  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   nekhismom
    I think I've seen this one on here before, but I still love it!
  4. by   chickenbee
    That's great! I love it!

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