funny way of quitting job

Hi: My friend just graduated LPN school and is in a toxic enviroment the other LPN said "You don't even know what void means go look it up in your special book!! Just downright mean. She is sweet, smart and goes by the book andyways I was trying to find the funny story that made me laugh on this website. A guy called in sick on his last day and said he had ass something and could'nt come in it was so funny. Does anyone remember it, I was going to call and cheer her up.
Thanks