Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

So many instances, so few synapses firing...

I am (unfortunately) known to insert foot quite often. People at work are usually disappointed if it doesn't happen every month or so.

My worst one was this: One day a coworker was excited about the arrival of her new grandchild. She said that her son and daughter-in-law were meeting him at the airport. Assuming the child was returning from vacation, I said, "what? is the kid an orphan or something?" To which she replied, "yes". I just wanted to melt into the tile let me tell you.

Wish I COULD forget that one.

Just today we were talking about a lab tech who is a boor. Just a wierdo if you know what I mean. So, I'm kinda defending the guy saying, yeah, but he is great at phlebotomy. I said, "he did me once and it was great" Laughs all around!!!

For years after becoming a nurse I would routinely say Ractated Lingers whenver referring to LR. I frequently do the "spoonerism" thing. They can be pretty amusing and very frustrating. I hope it is a sign of great intelligence and not pre-psychosis... today I said, Help me shake this tirt off, instead of help me take this shirt off....LOL

That post was so funny gale!

I always laugh when I say the saying that a long time ago friend would say for: You are such a smart fellow, and say "You are such a fart smeller"... lol... it still makes me chuckle.