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No. 40
from IamRN
Old Jun 03, 2004, 06:23 PM

In this particular unit we usually gave a taped end of shift report, but it wasn't unusual to give an oral report, need be.

The one male nurse in the unit was due to tape. I found where he was and opened the door to the patients room and asked him, as he was holding the male patients "urethra" in his hand and ready to insert a foley cath, "Are you giving oral?"
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No. 41
Old Jun 03, 2004, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by IamRN
In this particular unit we usually gave a taped end of shift report, but it wasn't unusual to give an oral report, need be.

The one male nurse in the unit was due to tape. I found where he was and opened the door to the patients room and asked him, as he was holding the male patients "urethra" in his hand and ready to insert a foley cath, "Are you giving oral?"
Did he answer you???
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No. 42
from danaRN2b
Old Jun 03, 2004, 07:52 PM

I worked at Hardee's (fast food) when I was in high school. One shift, when I was working drive-through, a man ordered a hot fudge sundae. I asked him if he needed nuts..."No thanks, I already have some," he replied, without missing a beat. I'm blushing just recounting the story...
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No. 43
Old Jun 03, 2004, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by danaRN2b
I worked at Hardee's (fast food) when I was in high school. One shift, when I was working drive-through, a man ordered a hot fudge sundae. I asked him if he needed nuts..."No thanks, I already have some," he replied, without missing a beat. I'm blushing just recounting the story...
Good one.
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No. 44
from mumhuff
Old Jun 04, 2004, 04:59 PM

A few years back when I worked in a Deli an elderly woman came in to order some meat and cheese trays. Instead of asking her if she wanted condiments with them I accidently said "condoms".
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No. 45
Old Jun 05, 2004, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by mumhuff
A few years back when I worked in a Deli an elderly woman came in to order some meat and cheese trays. Instead of asking her if she wanted condiments with them I accidently said "condoms".
Did she look at you funny???? Har har har.!!!
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No. 46
from rica75
Old Jun 05, 2004, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by Star Trek Nerd
- When I worked in a posh hotel, a handsome guest came to the front desk to tell me he wanted to have the bathroom door removed to allow him to watch his wife take a bath and still be able to see the television. I thought he was being perverted, so after a pause I blushed and blurted helpfully, "Yes sir, I'll send the engineer up right away, and then just give me a call when you're ready so I can activate the adult movie channel in your room." He thanked me and left but never called. Later, after giggling about this to the engineer that removed the door, I found out the man wanted to watch the ball game, but his wife was very ill and needed supervision in the bathtub...

- At college on the first day of an advanced geography class we were talking about a desert in China...the Gobi. Later I raised my hand to ask a question, and called it the "Gumby" Desert. They teased me about it all semester.

OPEN MOUTH, INSERT FOOT! I do allot of that. Totally understand!
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No. 47
Old Jun 05, 2004, 05:55 PM

Offered a doctor some Reese's Penis instead of Reese's Pieces one time. He said "i don't know who Reese is, but i doubt he's willing to give that away. Besides, i have one of my own". Words do not express embarrassment of that level.
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No. 48
Old Jun 05, 2004, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by LPN2Be2004
Offered a doctor some Reese's Penis instead of Reese's Pieces one time. He said "i don't know who Reese is, but i doubt he's willing to give that away. Besides, i have one of my own". Words do not express embarrassment of that level.
They definitely do.
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No. 49
from IamRN
Old Jun 05, 2004, 07:04 PM

Piggy Bank Yikes!
Originally Posted by LPN2Be2004
Offered a doctor some Reese's Penis instead of Reese's Pieces one time. He said "i don't know who Reese is, but i doubt he's willing to give that away. Besides, i have one of my own". Words do not express embarrassment of that level.
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