Funny things you have said but wish you didn't - page 33
A few years ago, I was on the phone with a person from the local lumber company. having in mind to ask if they had any tar paper. But instead, toilet paper slipped out. That remark started the... Read More
Apr 23, '11I used to work in the ER as an admitting clerk, and we routinely spoke with EMS to gather pt information. One patient arrived from a LTC facility, and instead of asking which care centre the patient was arriving from, I asked (in front of about 10 EMS, the patient, and a few nurses), "Which funeral home are they coming from?" Everyone burst out laughing, and I have yet to live it down
Apr 23, '11Quote from sparrowRNDid you get feedback from the students?Doing a talk to tenth grade bio students.
I said "living orgasms" instead of "living organisms"
Apr 23, '11Before we got married, I stopped by my boyfriends house on the way home after doing errands. As I walked into his apt. I said "I can't stay long; I have a bagful of cars outside" When I come home now he will sometimes ask me "Do you have a bagful of cars", by way of asking me if I need help bringing in the groceries. Also, one time when we were walking up the driveway and I noticed I was the one carrying all the stuff and he was just swinging those empty arms. I protested, wanting to say I wasn't a pack-mule, but it came out "What do you think I am, your tote-donkey?!!!?".......I've been getting teased about those remarks for 23 years. Well, tote-donkey's KIND OF close.....