Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

LOLOLOL!!!That is great. Look at the bright side... he also couldn't see what size foot you had just put in your mouth!!...

I once worked for an oral surgeon who is a great guy, but unfortunately didn't have much in the way of social skills, but had a sometimes pompous way of telling everyone who worked for him that they should always conduct themselves in a professional manner in front of the patients. We had seated a paraplegic in the examining room for a consult. When "Dr. Etiquette" strolled into the room (right past the wheelchair that was outside the room--evidently oblivious to it), he extended his hand for a handshake and as the patient leaned toward him to shake hands he said,"Don't get up."... The patient just saidm "Don't worry."
We had a lot of fun with that one....