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No. 30
from Ruby Vee
Old Dec 29, 2008, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by robert0652 View Post
I worked in the ED of a large inner city hospital in Houston. The county morgue was in the basement under the ED. The place was way too small for all the bodies they had in there, so sometimes they were just stacked up. It was especially bad during the summer when they would find "floaters" and the smell that came up from there was horrible. In any case, a funeral company came one night to pick up a body and could not get the elevator door to the morgue to open. I called the maint. man and he went to have a look. He came back up and told me he could not find anything wrong. So finally I went down there myself and there was an arm caught in the elevator door so it would not close. I had to pull the arm out of the door to get the elevator to work again.
OMG! Great story!
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No. 31
from jallen5
Old Jan 01, 2009, 12:12 AM

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telling the nurse that his wife just fell, ok? of course you are going to be suspicious, right? But there is no reason to be suspicious, you hear me!!!! You hear me!!! I bet you are going to go over there and tell the cops I tried to kill my wife aren't you! Aren't you! etc...
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No. 32
Old Jan 03, 2009, 08:16 PM

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The other day two orderlies showed up to do some turns on our ward. I told them the lady in rm 4 needs a turn, the guys go, come back and then say "Its dark in there".

Seriously. It was just how he said it, like he was surprised we'd turned the lights off at 10 at night. I replied "Yeah, I know, we dont' have lights on this ward, you're going to have to light a fire and bring a torch in".

Then he replies: "Nah, I mean the light's switched off".

You don't say. The orderlies where I work, holy moly, a couple of P waves short of sinus rthym!
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No. 33
Old Jan 13, 2009, 03:34 PM

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We have a nurse who writes the word "poop" in random places on the unit. Not the charts, of course but on memos hung in the break room, the doctors phone book, ect.

For some reason this is so funny to me. I will be reading the education board and find the word "poop" written in between the lines......

He usually writes it on things that people are upset about in the unit. New paperwork, stupid rules etc. It's very satisfying...
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No. 34
from nrsang97
Old Jan 15, 2009, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by sarahbellum View Post
We have a nurse who writes the word "poop" in random places on the unit. Not the charts, of course but on memos hung in the break room, the doctors phone book, ect.

For some reason this is so funny to me. I will be reading the education board and find the word "poop" written in between the lines......

He usually writes it on things that people are upset about in the unit. New paperwork, stupid rules etc. It's very satisfying...

I worked with a nursing assistant that liked to write "poop" in strange places too. I was wondering if I worked with you somewhere else at one point, but the aide that did this on the unit I worked on was a woman.
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No. 35
from diane227
Old Jan 20, 2009, 04:07 PM

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We have a unit secretary who just leaves orders undone on the chart. When she gets an order she can't understand, she just leaves it. She wont ask for help or ask anyone what something means. When I get her charts to sign off (I am the charge nurse) I have to go into the computer and verify that all the orders are there. It is a real pain in the A--.
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No. 36
from Daywalker
Old Jan 20, 2009, 07:21 PM

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That's not funny OR strange....just lazy. Poor you having to "work" with her.
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No. 37
Old Jan 24, 2009, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Daywalker View Post
That's not funny OR strange....just lazy. Poor you having to "work" with her.
I was thinking the same thing, sucks to be you.
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No. 38
Old Jan 24, 2009, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by diane227 View Post
We have a unit secretary who just leaves orders undone on the chart. When she gets an order she can't understand, she just leaves it. She wont ask for help or ask anyone what something means. When I get her charts to sign off (I am the charge nurse) I have to go into the computer and verify that all the orders are there. It is a real pain in the A--.
Not trying to pick on anyone, but isn't the nurse signing off on a chart ALWAYS supposed to verify that they were actually entered in the computer, etc? That's the way I've always been trained and seen it done.
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No. 39
from diane227
Old Jan 25, 2009, 06:25 PM

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Yes, I do have to check all the orders. But when we put things like lab or radiology orders in, we put the order number next to the original order so people know it has be entered into the computer. Unfortunately, with 34 patients I just can't go into the computer to verify that the numbers match the actual order placed into the system.
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