Funny Signs - page 3
In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait." On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts." Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak." ... Read More
May 2, '02On a hand-painted piece of cardboard advertising BBQ to buy from a guy selling in a parking lot out of a black drum-grill.... (I've only seen this in the south...I'm not from here ) :
"You don't need teeth to eat Pete's meat."
It's been years and I never get tired of it!
May 4, '02I have two favorites.
There is an ice cream company here in North Texas that has the slogan "Ice Cream Makes You Pretty"
My favorite bumper sticker is:
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Thanks for the laughs on all of the other posts.
May 6, '02bumper sticker: A tisket a tasket, a condom or a casket.
Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
May 19, '02Originally posted by WashYaHands
I used to live in Alaska, and one day while driving down a highway I came across an establishment called, "Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn".
Now THAT one's toooo funny............Love it!!
May 28, '02on an old rust bucket of a car, if you can read this your too close and my brake lights don't work
be alert! the world needs more lerts.
May 28, '02My husband likes to find bumper stickers for my car. One said"Only a b**ch like me could love a b**tard like him.' Another one said "The only thing my wife uses a broom for is to ride it to work."
May 28, '02Bumper sticker on pick-up truck...I FOUND JESUS!!!! He was behind the couch the whole time. Shouldn't laugh, but I did...
May 28, '02My mother and I both have a tendency to confuse what signs are really trying to say. She got stumped at Penny's one day by "Watch batteries while you wait." (Who would want to watch batteries?)
At an intersection near a Shoney's I saw "Smothered chicken w/ salad bar" and thought, what, you just held a lettuce leaf over his beak till he ceased to struggle??
Some days are slower than others, but eventually I get it!
May 28, '02WARNING: Rated PG13
I wonder how many car accidents these caused:
Billboard for a car repair shop - "...For the best hand-job in town."
Billboard for a meat product - Picture of a man at the grill and a woman hugging him from behind. "Pork. The one you love."
Marquee for a church - "A loose tongue often gets into a tight place."Last edit by Flynurse on May 28, '02